I am a Christian
I love the Lord my God
I love music.
I like Toby Keith's music.
Any other Country music makes me wanna grab a gun and aim it at my ear.
Johhny Cash's music was NOT country.
I like cheeseburgers.
I like McDonalds burgers, as well as a burger from some fancy smancy hamburger place.
NO, I would NOT like a drink with that; why would I pay $3 for a cup of ice and a little brown liquid you call coke that was made with Waco Water?
Dallas Cowboys RULE!!
I like the Dallas Mavericks, but don't watch them much; not top priority
I'm married to the most wonderful woman in da WORLD!
I have a GREAT soon to be 12 year old son; I love hime with all my heart, although sometimes, "that boy ain't right".
Jessica Simpson is the second most beautiful woman in the world, and my wife said I can sleep with her if she ever offers. (Do you HEAR that Jessica? All you have to do is ASK!)
I believe adultry is wrong.
Chips are overrated.
My TIVO gets me, but sometimes, I don't get it
I love playing texas hold 'em.
My wife always beats me at Texas hold 'em.
I suck.
I work as an administrator of a nursing home.
I like old people
Straight guys should NOT wear pink.
Gay guys and gals need to give the rainbow back.
I love Morocco
I'd love to move to Morocco someday
I'm going to Vegas on June 17, 2007! WOOHOO
The only reason I work 50 weeks a year is to get that other 2 weeks off!
The phone business is getting out of control!
I"m scared
Thelma Flinstone was HOT!
Michael Jackson is INNOCENT
I would never let my son spend the night with Michael Jackson
Frosted flakes are white, and they taste "Great". CoCo puffs are dark, and you have to be "coocoo" for coco puffs. How racist is THAT?
White rice is called what? White rice. What do you call dark rice? WILD RICE. How racist is that?
I once heard a racist stereotype that Mexicans were lazy; but that's NOT true. I ALWAYS see a flock of "Juans" mowing people's yards. (that one is for you, my friend Juan!)
Politicians suck
I"m half white/half black.
Black from waist down, white from waist up (draw your own conclusions)
I'm an Antiocher
Rush is the best secular band ever
I love watching "MSNBC To catch a predator"
I like pizza a great deal.
I don't like beer, but I DO like fruity wine coolers.
But I never drink them while wearing a pink shirt
I like my steak cooked Medium, please.
David Letterman RULES. Leno WHO?
I'm more of a boob man.
I don't like cats....and they don't like me.
Got in trouble once in Primary school for being caught in the girls restroom. I was going to be given a warning. I told the principal "this is a free country".
I got a spanking at school by the principal after being caught in the girls restroom.
I like the smell of my own farts.
I DON"T like the smell yours
When I fart in bed it is sexy.
When a woman farts in bed......not sexy.
There are so many books, so little time.
I like you, you are kool!
I want to be kool, too.
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Dude, I can't believe nobody has commented on this post yet!!! I am dying laughing over here!! :D (That is a frustrating part about blogging - when you post your best work, nobody comments, and when you post something that you think is just so-so, everybody wants to discuss it with you. At least, that is my experience a lot of times... :">) This blog is cool - I'm sorry for not visiting sooner, Dude. (What can I say? A lot of us Mexicans really ARE lazy, honest. :">)
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